I'm doing a thing! A very...scary?...thing. While Sandy was away vacation-ing in the West Caribbean, I was digging through organizing her stuff,* and I discovered something super hilarious.
Sandy can't sign her name.
ROFLMAO
I mean, eventually she gets it right, but check out a few of the sig pages she's "messed up."
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Look at that second pic! Sandra??? Sandy's only called Sandra when she's in trouble! lol
But wait, it gets better! I also found Sandy's Super Secret Stash of Slightly Imperfect Books™. Sandy is obsessive about the way her books look, never breaking a spine or dog-earing (gasp!) a page. It's really quite ridiculous.
And that's where I come in, friends! Sandy might not be willing to mail out these not-quite-perfect books, but I have zero reservations about it. In fact, I'm going to make this FUN!
Introducing the first annual...
Trick-or-Treat Event: The Sandy Screw-Up Edition
Here's the deal. For just $15 (I know, right?), you could get your hands on one of Sandy's paperbacks. BUT – and this is the fun part – will you get a TREAT (a pristinely signed copy that passed Sandy's ridiculous standards) or a TRICK (one of these gloriously "imperfect" copies with its (gasp again!) slightly bent corner or botched signature)?
Oooh, and what if it's an original, New York published Shadow Reader book??? She still has a few of those on hand, and wouldn't this just drive you batty!?!?
MWA-HA-HA-HA!
For those of you looking for an extra spooky deal, buy a bundle! For just $29.99 (that's like getting one book practically FREE, people!), you'll get a complete trilogy and/or the first three books in the ongoing Kennedy Rain series. Will they all be treats? All tricks? A random mix? WHO KNOWS! That's part of the fun!
The Shadow Reader Novels
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$29.99 |
Best Deal! Get all three Shadow Reader books in print and eBook. Plus some maybe-spooky swag! |
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$15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: The Shadow Reader Get the print book, the eBook, and some maybe-spooky swag! |
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$15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: The Shattered Dark Get the print book, the book, and some maybe spooky swag. |
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$15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: The Sharpest Blade Get the print book, the book, and some maybe spooky swag. |
The Kennedy Rain Series
 $29.99 |
Best Deal! Get the first three Kennedy Rain books in print and eBook. Plus some maybe-spooky swag! |
 $15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: A VOID OF MAGIC Get the print book, the eBook, and some maybe-spooky swag! |
 $15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: Bound by Bloodsong Get the print book, the book, and some maybe spooky swag. |
 $15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: Fused in Earth & Stone Get the print book, the book, and some maybe spooky swag. |
The Anomaly Novels
 $29.99 |
Best Deal! Get all three Anomaly Novels in print and eBook. Plus some maybe-spooky swag! |
 $15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: Shades of Treason Get the print book, the eBook, and some maybe-spooky swag! |
 $15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: Shades of Honor Get the print book, the book, and some maybe spooky swag. |
 $15.00 |
TRICK-OR-TREAT: Shades of Allegiance Get the print book, the book, and some maybe spooky swag. |
So who's in? Are you brave enough to risk it? Are you willing to gamble your bookish soul? Come on, these babies need good homes!
Besides, between you and me? The "imperfect" ones have character. Just like yours truly.
TRICK or a TREAT? You won't know until it shows up at your door! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
xoxo,
Sandy's Spookily Sneaky Sidekick
P.S. Don't be boring. USE THE LINKS ABOVE to participate in the Trick-or-Treat event!
P.P.S. I mentioned the links above right?
* Are you one of the few readers who still don't know who I am? *sigh* I wrote all about me in an email several weeks ago. You can read about my insurrection my introduction here.